Let me, One Eyed Jackalanta, tell you a horribly beautiful Halloween love story. Full of woe, well mostly for the parents who require much larger quantities of sugar to become wild raving lunatics with no care for pain in feet or fatigue in their spirits.
Our Heroes: A knight disguised as a child dressed as a knight on Halloween, a dragon disguised as a tyrannosaurus, and a princess disguised as a witch.
Alack! The evil villian steals the fair princess and says a prayer: “Please let this end soon.”
Alas, his evil prayer goes unanswered.
The evil villain’s Asian doppelganger gives the children “treats.”
The evil villain accosts the children for their “treats.” The tyrannosaurus/dragon cries.
Then the sad Dino/Dragon says, “wait, I will sing a love song.”
And he does.
After the song is over, everyone feels a bit awkward.
So the lovers ditched the crooning lizard/lizard, and left hand in hand.
But not without a chaperone.
The happy ending
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Dude! You have an Asian twin!
Very funny. That witch is too cute. Keep an eye on that knight.
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LOL!
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The kids looked so cute in their costumes! I’m envious that you had such warm weather! Many kids came with coats buttoned over their costumes but at least it didn’t rain.
Don’t let her settle down with a knight! They’re always running off to slay a dragon and she’ll be left all alone.
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So cute! (You’re nuts, but it was very cute.)
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I am… Speechless. And amused. Which are two of the reasons I love you. You are a genius. Twisted, but genius none the less.
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I’m still doing a double take at the doppelganger! Witchy Poo looks like a delicious piece of candy corn (and cute glasses!). I don’t think I’ve had enough candy! ;) They are all so darling.
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Hilarious and very cute!
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Simply adorable.
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Cute story.
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The evil villain’s Asian doppelganger?? I am laughing my ass off at this. You my friend, are a genius.
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I did a real double take at your Asian doppelganger.
Loved the last pic of Caroline. :)
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I thought I’d come back here and make another comment so your count will go up (almost as much as Liz’s) and you won’t feel compelled to keep mentioning this post. ;-)
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Known lurker, checking in.
Great Halloween pictures! I love the witch’s glasses. And ZOMG ASIAN DOPPELGANGER! Awesomeness!
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That’s not an Asian doppelganger, silly. It’s just your neighbor, dressed up as you for Halloween.
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Caroline is a doll. I really would’ve appreciated video footage of the song
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